Fanatically Answered Questions:
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What can I do if I'm a female? I feel sort of slighted and left out by this event. |
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You can still help! Now, mustache envy is something that happens to the best women in the world, and unless you've spent a lot of time training for the East German Olympic Team you probably can't grow much of a cookie duster. What you can do is help get the word out there. Buy a T-shirt from the store! Go recruit some mustachioed gents for the cause, go help your 'stache clad boyfriend/husband/brother/co-worker/friend/nemesis solicit donations. Unlike the common misperception of mustache sporting guys in bright plaid suits being savvy, you're probably a much better salesperson than him anyway.
Nudge: Also, the rules only apply to those who wish to win the competition portion. So, there's nothing stopping you from registering a profile and craftily impersonating a mustachioed lady for a few photos. Nudge
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I'd love to donate, but I was audited by the IRS for my "questionable" donation to the Caesar's Palace in Vegas last year. How can I be certain that I'll get to write this off as a charitable donation?
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I hear you, I tried the something similar after "investing" a lot of money in Montreal (I swear I thought Canada was a non-profit). Anyway, have no fear MSKCC is here! I've outlined the donation process in our letter to the donors, but if you'd like a tax letter sent directly to you from MSKCC, just call Laura in their Annual Giving Department at (646) 227-2567 to donate over the phone with your credit card (or you can mail in a check). Please be sure to tell her that you're donating on behalf of Mustaches vs. Cancer, and the name of the participant that you're sponsoring.
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What about a Handle Bar (Horseshoe) mustache? You mentioned that the hair can't be continuous around the mouth. |
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Perfectly legal. A handlebar/horseshoe 'stache doesn't complete a hairy lap around your face, or to put it another way, the ends of the stache don't touch any other hair. So, you're golden like Hulk Hogan's tights. |
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You mentioned something about custom bobble-head dolls, where are these thing coming from? If I win is a picture of my face going to be tapped to some old Bret Favre Packers doll? |
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Who's Bret Favre? Anyway, they're legit and coming from the gracious custombobble.com. So you can rest assured that your 'stache will be preserved in the highest quality. |
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